u work at the hollywood movie theater - m4w

(im going to police the shit out of this one)

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u work at the movies...u have red hair and i think u were very beautiful...we had a small chat while i was ordering my nachos lol tell me what ur name tag said and maybe we can talk somemore

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okay, man, i used to work at this theater and still keep in touch with some of the employees, i know who this missed connection is for. how old are you? what kinda plans would you have if she contacted you? make some more nachos? shes 17years old. shes super cool so dont get too flattered if she was polite while serving you junk food. those employees have to be polite when selling you a $6.50 tray of nachos. "u" did great with the craigslist ad too man. im sure she melted. "ur" a legend in throwing game my good captain.

APRICOT

APRICOT, short film by Ben Briand (sponsored by his incredible actors and crew) from Moonwalk Films on Vimeo.

dope fiends

i had to repost this. i found this video over on the Hail Mary Jane blog. The funny or die guys are still up there with my favorite trash internet comedy fix. i have two younger sisters who are obsessed with twilight and i feel that they need an experience like this badly. Twilight fans are the dope fiends of hollywood. Just like drugs, targeting the youth. Bravo.

Twilight Fans Get Punked - watch more funny videos

keep me laughing, internet.