personals > missed connections > you smiled at me on the subway. - m4w

it was very crowded, but i know you noticed me. you were an angel, i'm sure of that. its hard on me knowing the odds of you ever seeing this ad are so small. i dont know what to do. it was very cold that day and you were with another man, i think so but im the jealous type. like i said, it was crowded, im not sure if he was your man, i wont lose any sleep over whether or not he was with you. i just wanted you to know, i think you're beautiful. also, i apologize for how i looked that day, i guess in more than one way i was flying high, you could see it on my face, huh?
i want you to know, my love is pure, if you do see this ad, contact me. tell me what i was wearing and be specific, if its you, it will be hard not to remember what i was wearing.

james

u work at the hollywood movie theater - m4w

(im going to police the shit out of this one)

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u work at the movies...u have red hair and i think u were very beautiful...we had a small chat while i was ordering my nachos lol tell me what ur name tag said and maybe we can talk somemore

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okay, man, i used to work at this theater and still keep in touch with some of the employees, i know who this missed connection is for. how old are you? what kinda plans would you have if she contacted you? make some more nachos? shes 17years old. shes super cool so dont get too flattered if she was polite while serving you junk food. those employees have to be polite when selling you a $6.50 tray of nachos. "u" did great with the craigslist ad too man. im sure she melted. "ur" a legend in throwing game my good captain.

random guy yelling in a green tank top (heights)

has anyone else seen a black male in a green tank top with headphones yelling nonsense by indian trail and 190??

(and a reply to this ad)

Yeah I've seen him intermittently. Not always there but I have seen him more than once and never really hear what he's saying. Occasionally, these sort of fellows pop up in this area. I don't see it as an annoyance or a bad thing, for, I respect the arts and musical expression.

hottest beer drinking woman contest

hottest beer drinking woman contest (online)

im in a contest for hottest beer drinking woman but need more ppl to go vote for me this week please. http://yeldahgoods.com/SexyBeerWoman.html vote for Raylene please! bottoms up lol

*(i just looked her up for you)

Re:hottest beer drinking woman contest (online) (Cove)

Hell, you ain't even drinking a beer in your pic. Besides, you're ugly as shit.

*(now sir, i personally am not a fan of blonds but lord, that is very out spoken) 

re hottie beer contest

lol if i thought i was gorgeous i would try to be a model, but i dont. im just screwing around tryin to get a few more votes. i have seen all the attention this site gets and figured ppl wouldnt mind clicking a button

*(screwing around? naaa.)

re: hottie (killeen)

You are cute (and I'm a woman saying that!), don't listen to the cheeto-fingered haters! Good luck!

*(great job on the defensive, but what the fuck is wrong with cheeto-fingers. dont act like you dont enjoy a good snack.)

personally, i dont thing shes "ugly as shit" but really, a hottie beer drinking contest? i was recently described the statistics of intelligent/dim witted people in this part of texas. well, we for sure have the most idiots. now, im not saying im a genius or anything, i suck at math, retaining information, and school, although, i am aware of the idiots that past me in wal mart and everywhere else. in reality, these people aught to find other interests. like rather than their rims or how many tattoos they have, they could just buy a reliable vehicle and express their appreciation for visual art by maybe going to an art show or something. (btw. ed hardy is ridiculous. fuck off if you own a shirt or lighter. youre the biggest tool of them all.) also, maybe instead of entering yourself into a contest for "beer drinking hotties", try not focusing your time on getting drunk and fucking. thats just destructive. the large bulk of people who live in this town dedicate everything they do towards shit talking or impressing. i like to talk bad about people at times and its healthy to wear nice cloths to feel good about myself. sure im guilty but jesus, a beer drinking hottie contest?

honestly, i voted for Pia.

(hands down)

Robbery Plotting in the R&R

-thieves (killeen)
I think i am going to steal something tonight..... I just don't know what neighborhood


*and of course this cock ass tells some truth, bravo for holding the fort*

-Re: thieves (killeen) (Killeen)
Try my neighborhood. I live in Willow Springs. I'll be waiting for you with a couple of my buddies - Smith and Wesson.


*make some noise boys, we're going to war*

-re re thieves (killeen)
give me your address i can have something set up.


*oh wait someone has got a better idea*

-thieves (killeen) Im going to harker heights tonight (your house)
i'm going to steal from you tonight in harker heights... sweet dreams


*and the convincing sort decides to re-enforce the cause with some tips and tidbits*

-Re: thieves (killeen) Im going to harker heights tonight (your house)
Yeah, everyone knows that the folks in Harker Heights have more money and hence more big screen LCD t.v.'s, jewelery, cash, Xbox 360's, PS3's, DSLR cameras, Iphones and such. :) Besides, most of the folks that live in HH think they are better than everyone else so it's the right thing to do. Oh, they have good insurance too so they'll just get brand new stuff. :)


*maybe they shoulda just posted this business in the community rideshare board. find someone with an astro van and go at it. hit up several neighborhoods.*
*the ride share board is a good place to find murderers and demons who pose as innocent people with the sudden need to travel cross country with a stranger*

-family emergency need ride to pensacola florida (killeen/fthood)
Hello all am desperate to get a ride to as close to florida as I can get. I need to get there ASAP . Need ride for me and 3 smalllish dogs, very well behaved ;). My mom is dying and she wanted to see her dogs b4 she passes on . Plz contact me for any needed details

*what the unsuspecting citizen ready to travel to florida with this guy doesnt know is that this man is actually the Greek god of the underworld, Hades. Cerberus plays fetch. Those smallish dogs are gonna be fuggin cute*

HUGE BOX STUFF FOR MOUNTAIN DEW lol - (w ft. hood)

(i am convinced that this ad will not at all be funny or interesting to any of you but i find it funny because...... i have no clue who wrote it, of course, and two, its probily my mom who did. i havnt talked to her or mentioned it, i dont know her schedule from today. i am just very sure she posted this. also, at the end of this posting, i will post an ad that i saved from a while back. it turns out i spend too much time on craigslist and everyone i know is aware of it. they even know that ill answer an ad before i return their call :O. hokay)

Okay, so I need to downsize! I am tired of all of this stuff! lol I have a HUGE moving box full of random stuff from around my house. Everything from kids stuff, to adult clothes, to kitchen items, to curtains, decorative stuff, and more.... I just went through my house, one room at a time and ANYTHING that was not put away or didn't really have a spot was put in the box. All items are still in great condition! I have a problem with shopping, lol and never end up using half of the stuff I buy.... Your gain and I get my house back!!!!! I don't care what you do with it, use it, give it away, sell it..... If not gone by 2pm today I will throw it in the trash!

In return I would like an... unopened cold can or bottle of mountain dew. lol

I am on WEST FORT HOOD so you will need a MILITARY decal to get on post. West Fort Hood is NOT on the main post but near cove on the other side of the highway. (like the cove walmart)

You can pick up anytime between 1230 and 200pm today. (nap time) Just let me know when you are coming.


(next portion)


i have sound proofing foam to get rid of ASAP - $5 - (copperas cove)

hey mikie, call me NOW!

thanks,
you know exactly who this is.

(i didnt know who wrote it but as things fell together, turns out it was cody. i never really felt safe hanging out with that guy.)

Horny visitor where should I go~?

I'm getting hot reading all of your posts. I've never been with a woman but am very turned on by the idea. I love men, but am craving a woman. I wan't to know what a woman feels like. I've had a fantasy of a women going down on me in a public place where there's a chance of being caught or freaky females that like using toys. I can host. Wear your BOOTS and come make this SissySlut Your AMISH Algae Eater, if you're hearing me ;D . Please be clean and drug free. I need you tonight! I have a husband that may be introduced later after I get comfortable. Your picture gets mine. let me know your id, and let's do this Hurry!

love
LeForgeo

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High - w4m - 27

I am a plus sized married woman who is looking for a long term thing. So, I've had it in my mind that I want to reverse roles and do a sexy guy up the butt with a strap-on. please be a non smoker because i love to kiss. Of course, I will be very sweet with you. I will tease you for a long time, make you suck my "cock" on your knees, spank your ass, tease your tight hole with my fingers, and then gently slide it in. How will you feel, being my little bitch? I think you will love it! I have received several responses and not been satisfied. Anyone have a strap-on (or willing to buy me one) and make this happen? I want to make you feel like a goddess. Pic for pic, Must be DDF, discrete, local, and real.

you all are my favorite, every night

i'm proud of my selection for comic relief.
every night i get off work at 11:00pm and i know that when i get home, you all will be waiting for me to read your thoughts.
your thoughts on..
global warming and oh god, how fake that global warming is.
the college girl whining about her stds she contracted from a soldier, or maybe five. and how nobody is capable of showing sympathy, the other posters just lay it flat, they're liers, cheaters, and sneaky assholes.
the irony of it is, these people replying back to this girl's crys, are the wives of the gi's that are fucking her. or maybe the wives of the gi's that are fucking another young lady.
and the racist bunch, OBABA IS A NIGGER. any post that has that line in it instantly has the next couple days' posts starting with RE:OBAMA,RACIST PRICK. and the arguement goes on.
always do the fat chicks get made fun of. everytime. there are some hurtful things thrown around on the r&r's like this, Are making us all puke. Just because YOU are fat does not mean when we stare we think you are hot, its because we think you are GROSS. that brutal. a lot of the time its a skinny girl calling out fatties. reminds me of grade school.
the worst is the people who try to influence whats right. oh god do they get the load of it. haha. these people will write a six paragraph essay to make thier point. for each paragraph written, there will be at least 3 posts reflecting how much of a cock face that person is. and of course if they have made a good, influential point, all of the haters will instantly turn into grammar police. picking at their sentences like your little sister picking the onions and olives out of her spaghetti.
whatever you do, absolutely continue your attempt to have a valid point on the r&r's, especially if you're looking for friends. and it is, with out a doubt, in my best interest for you to continue to be a shallow fuck with the witts to tear apart a fat girl or another lonely liberal.