Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Horny visitor where should I go~?

I'm getting hot reading all of your posts. I've never been with a woman but am very turned on by the idea. I love men, but am craving a woman. I wan't to know what a woman feels like. I've had a fantasy of a women going down on me in a public place where there's a chance of being caught or freaky females that like using toys. I can host. Wear your BOOTS and come make this SissySlut Your AMISH Algae Eater, if you're hearing me ;D . Please be clean and drug free. I need you tonight! I have a husband that may be introduced later after I get comfortable. Your picture gets mine. let me know your id, and let's do this Hurry!

love
LeForgeo


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Thursday, November 26, 2009

milk. i am serious - m4w - 20 - long island

Looking for the pregnant girl, or that girl that is still nursing and is looking for some attention.

I have a little curiosity I'd like to itch, and it kind of requires one of those two things, Nothing super weird, just want to play and have some fun with pregnant girl and or nursing (tits full of milk!)

I believe the best chance for success if is with a girl I am physically attracted to.
If you don't mind helping out a guy, and have some fun yourself drop me a message with a a subject that says "Milk"

Pics for pics, ect, lets not waste each others time!




(really, i am looking for her)

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

your amy. your new girlfriend.

you think you love her. is it because of when she cooks, she cooks you spaghetti with out onions and when its bright, she blocks the sun from from eyes. do you two hold hands at the mall and kiss at red traffic lights, long enough to get honked at because it has already turned green. well thats fucking cute. you said you loved me. the way you looked at me and the way you touched me, you seemed like you ment it. i wish i could have loved you. maybe i did. maybe i did because of how i feel now. its been long enough for me to get over you. whenever i think of you and her, eating a fancy dinner (that she cooked and of course you tried to help but you cant cook so you didnt do more than hand her a wooden spoon or maybe graded some cheese), i hate myself a little more. i did everything i could. i wish i could have done more. i feel it was my inefficancy is what tore us apart. i assume you got bored? yeah, well you hurt me... and it went deep. i do still love you. i dont even know how i came to write this. i didnt think i could happen and i sure you dont expect to hear from me. i cant send you this. so, keep forgetting.
i have a new partner. hes a sound techie for a band called brain squeegee. their a surfer band from california. he sometimes catches me thinking about you but how can i not. i guess he wishes he also had a real girlfriend, who cooked and could go bike riding with.
im happy for you.




love,
gammy leglady
(a picture of my new life)

Friday, October 23, 2009

mason craigslist > personals > missed connections > I cant get that ass off my mind. shit, i love you

"hey, give up on reading this now. i wont make you feel better and probily wont piss you off either. you'll end up wasting 10 minuts by reading all of this ad.
its come to me that all of you deep down inside, long for a missed connection written for you. i know there will never be one about me. the odds of you or i getting a missed connection written for us are very, very low.
ive encountered several people who are convinced that they will get one and, shortly after, them and the love of their life will meet, date, marry, and grow old together. that is just lazy and a stupid practice of futility.
but yeah, these kinda ads will either flatter or depress.
i titled it like so because i know everyone will click it.
when you read this, you will be upset because its not for you.
the title is extreamly vague. so dont get your hopes up.
i wont be replying to any of your emails, because im not a sweet heart.
its silly that you are reading this because once again, it is not for you.
i hope you dont wish this is for you because i know you are just another one of those "BBWs" searching for that man who can tolerate your weight.
im a shallow fuck. so, go away, dont email me.
this was going to be written for someone but she will never read it.
and if she did, she wouldnt have know who it was from.
plus, the origional idea went away as soon as i realized that i was just going to get a bunch of retarded emails for every other lonely women in this hell hole.
maybe another time."